December 2011
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friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
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loving lyf when on nye, your friends organise to go to someones house and they don’t bother inviting you.
luv you 2 bitch3s x0x0x0x0
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“I think a lot of overweight girls are hypocrites. I’m naturally tall and skinny,...”
– Anonymous (via dewy-eyes)
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things found in the fashion tag-
porn
porn
gay porn
sluts with cross rings
models
more porn
another slut
model
an actual editorial
gay porn
and now this text post
“Prawns look like brains.”
– My 7 year old brother.
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TYPE YOUR NAME: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: matthewe
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: About 3 things i was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him, and i didnt know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for my blood. And third, i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him
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mom: why are you smiling at the computer
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volonta:
“None of the pictures on my blog are mine unless stated otherwise, all rights go to the rightful owners.”
mom: come down for dinner
me: ok
five minutes later
mom: I SAID COME DOWN FOR DINNER NOBODY EVER FUCKING LISTENS TO ME IN THIS HOUSE YOU GUYS DONT APPRECIATE ANYTHING
me: ok *goes to the kitchen* wheres the food
mom: oh its not done yet
